The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
A friend had this on their blog. I don't know if this was true or not, but I thought it was HILARIOUS! Enjoy...
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Sorry it's been so long since I've been on the blog...I'm having to catch up on all of your old posts!
That carrot thing was pretty cool. I can't wait to garden either...I've already cleaned up the flower beds and raked all the old leaves and dead grass....soon it will be summer...soon.
I love finding cool things at DI...it's like Christmas! My boys really like puzzles...they haven't been able to play them as much since Jack came along - he prefers to eat them! Oh well, soon enough!
Hope all is well!
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